WEEKEND – Part 2

It’s been a hectic week out there, hope you all must have enjoyed it. Some of my friends here suggested to go for a sequel of WEEKEND. So i am here to make you all smile again.

But first of all have a look at this video ….


1-    SECRET AGENCIES ROCK ——-

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.

He explains the problem: “Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can’t plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father.”

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: “Beloved Father, please don’t touch the garden. It’s there that I have hidden ‘the THING’. I love you, too, Ahmed”

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can’t find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. “Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That’s all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed.”

2-  Women  Rock

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

3-  Women Rock Again 

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street.

A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. “Madam, if I could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed the eager salesman.

“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam?” “There’s no electricity in the house…” said the lady.

4-  Women Rock Again & Again 

A woman is driving for 1st time on the highway. Her husband calls says: “Be careful love, It’s just been on the radio, that someone is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway.

.” She replies: “Someone…? These rascals are in hundreds!”

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